Seven doors.
One aligned
thought.

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Alignment: Seven Doors Meditation

$15lifetime

Chakra meditation from Root to Crown. Affirmations in five voices, binaural beats for each chakra, a custom beat builder. Phone, tablet or computer. No ads.

Buy Alignment, $15 Try the free Root door first

Best value

Book + Comic Bundle

$25.99both, one checkout

Piss Dreams: Illustrated Edition plus the complete 79-page Seven Doors comic, where (Big-a) and (little-A) open every door with ONE ALIGNED THOUGHT.

Get both, $25.99 Read Issue 1 free

The Seven Doors (complete comic)

$16

All seven issues, 79 pages, as one PDF plus single issues. The Ajna7 transformation, door by door.

Buy the comic, $16 Read Issue 1 free

Piss Dreams: Illustrated Edition

$9.99

The seven-chapter memoir behind it all: waking up to fear, stillness and the work. Fully illustrated live book.

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Recent work

Piss Dreams: The Seven Doors, animated

Seven doors, seven art styles, one Ajna7 transformation, powered by the third eye. Twenty seconds from each episode: the third eye opens, the armor seals, the signature attack lands, and one aligned thought ends the fight. Animation, edit and original beats, all done in-house.

Own the complete comic, $16, or get it with the book for $25.99

Process

Run like a production line

Before video, I managed manufacturing production with Lean Six Sigma and SQF quality standards. Your content gets the same consistency, deadlines and quality checks.

For podcasters, coaches and speakers

Hire the studio: clips people finish

I turn podcasts, keynotes and long videos into Reels, Shorts and TikToks, scored with original lo-fi music I produce myself. Pay to start and your first clips arrive within 5 business days. Put your name and package in the PayPal note. No long contracts, month to month. Not sure yet? Start with a free sample. New here? Share feedback for 50% off your first purchase.

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Book a package or pay an invoice

Pick your package, then pay with whatever's easiest. Add your name and the package (or invoice number) in the payment note.

Payments go to A-HOP PRODUCTIONS LLC (Armand Hopkins). Monthly packages are billed at the start of each month; first clips are delivered within 5 business days of payment. Questions about an invoice? Email armand@ahopproductions.com.

Music licensing

Original music for your content

Use the same lo-fi catalog that scores AHopbeats Media clips. Every track is original, so there's nothing to get flagged.

A-Hop RAW: The Listening Room. Hear unreleased beats before they're finished, and hear each new version as it changes. Email armand@ahopproductions.com with "Listening Room" to join the free list.

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